A mid-30's woman on her cell phone at the public library:
"Sounds good to me, I'm feeling raunchy tonight."
Billboard near Hays Kansas:
"YARNS- Worlds second friendliest yarn store in the world!"
My dad after I smelled Whiskey on his breath:
"I've had one drink! What are you an atomic sniffter?"
Girl questioning her homework at a country club where I work as a juice bar server:
"Why do we have to learn about Canada?
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